Thursday, August 29, 2013

Day 46

Day 46:
I accidentally ate a pepper....
Well, I did it on purpose, but I didnt know it was a hanenero.
I sat at that table, cried, wimpered, and panted for 15 mins.
The waiter brought me a kiddie cup of milk.
I am keeping that cup as a reminder.
Lupe Tortilla is bomb though.

Day 45

Day 45:
Waiting on important people in a meeting room....
I share my screen all the time, and I get the most random instant messages...lol.

Day 44

Day 44:
Lil Cuz and 1Kjo. 30th birthday
They were both throwed.
Is lil cuz in a gang?
And why he so ashy?
KJO looked like a substitute algebra teacher...lol

Day 43

Day 43:
N-words in Paris.
Really, it's Vegas.
We partied at the top of the tower. Le Chateau was fun.
Bucket List...to actually go to Paris, France.

Day 42

Day 42:
The strip. You can see all of what makes Vegas, Vegas from the plane window when you land.
Felt like a whole new world. I thanked God in this exact moment for allowing me to at least leave Lauderdale.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Day 41

Day 41:

Aw man...lol.

I showed up soooo late to work the next day.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Day 40

Day 40:
The road to Orlando
Thats my chunk.
I've had that since I was in the 4th grade. Thought I was hurting em....lol.
I still have it, so I still think im hurting em still.
Do it.

Day 39

Day 39:
Sinus Infection
I will only consult an ENT in case of emergency. It was horrible.
That is all.

Day 38

Day 38:
Balls of Furby
Them damned Indians kick ass at ping pong.
I mean, im good. And I gave em a good battle, but GEEEEZ.
I was a sweaty loser by the end of the 21 point match.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Day 37

Day 37:
Black Rambo
New Sambo
Kilt it at paintball. Just run out. Until the ammo runs out.
Shamrock shot me in the face though.

Day 36

Day 36:
Airport.
Kinda nervous about taking these shoes on the road.
But, YOLO!
HashTag ColeWorld

Day 35

Day 35:
Some bar.
I would love for my man cave to have so many taps.
Tuesday nights is beer mug night. They give you a glass....with each beer....to keep.
I left with 4 glasses.

Day 34

Day34:
The Pub.
7 people. a whole lot of shots.
A $500 tab stuck on my AMX.
I dont care. I had a hell of a time.
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Day 33

Day 33:
Window Seat. On the road to Damascus.
The earth all looks the same when you step far enough away.
With all the stresses that life piles on, sometimes you have to look around, exhale, and just appreciate your surroundings.
As long as youre standing in dirt, and not laying under it, you have something to celebrate.

Day 32

Day 32:
32-bit Sega.
This was one of my favorite games when I was little.
I bought it for 5 bucks at the flea market.
I died on the same level I died on when I was a young warthog.
Nice to know some things wont change.

Day 31

Day 31:
My DIY project in it's early phases.
I get drunk and nab coasters from nice bars.
When I get enough, Im going to use them to tackily decorate my coffee table.

Day 30

Day 30:
Back on the east coast, working on west coast hours. Approx 11pm. EST
A little Family time to lighten my mood.
Late nights, early mornings.

Day 29

Day 29:
Working on the railroad...all the live long day.
Life through the looking glass.
At least I wasnt the only one working late that night.

Day 28

Day 28:
Bum Buddy was giving me the glare from Satan himself. He KNEW I had money, and that I was going to buy beer. He wanted some. I said no. He was trying to make me burst into flames. I just know it.
Po up. Drank.

Day 27

Erreday I'm hustling.
Mike hustled a Sr. Manager on the pool table.
10 dollars richer.
No idea why he pulled out his debit card.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Day 26

Day 26:
Flow sicker than the 6 floor in hospitals.
The most unnerving part about going to the ER was swallowing the fact that I was doing so alone.
Im good though. Nothing major.
Allergic to BS.

Day 25

Day 25:
A woman told me I gotta keep clean to keep clean.
If i get a broad to clean my place...i gotta have the essentials. lol
I didnt mean for them to match.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Day 24


Day 24:
Mango in the Morning.
Picked a Mango off the tree and ate it by the pool.
Everyone was still asleep, and I got the bask in the reality of my situation
Then, I washed my hands..

Day 23

Day 23:
Put my toes in the sand.
Fine sand.
Foreign land
But the crew didnt know what to do.
Head and I were the only ones that wanted to get a little more our of the trip than a view.

Day 22

Day 22:
Bottles and Beaches.

Day 21

Day 21: The LayOver
Stranded for 4 hrs in FLL airport.
At least we were in good company

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Day 20
Hurricane Season...so we played a game named Hurricane.
Undefeated in pong. I felt like MJ.
I miss that feeling.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Day 19
Father's Day
I dont have one.
I've got a few "men" in my life.
This open pack of condoms in the card isle was proof that someone is thinking about their future.

Day 18
Tacos from a truck.
#TacoBus be bussin

I try to get a phone number from one of the ladies EVERY time i go. No success.
If at first you dont succeed.


Day 17
Back at the Blu! It was empty. But I had fun.
Day 16.5
The end of a good book.
My problem with life, is the ending always lets me down. I just hope not to let down those that surround me.

Day 16
Premiere access.
I was still the only black person in the front of the plane.

Day 15
G.O.O.D. Eats
Rudy's BBQ.
hmmmmmmmmmmm

Day 14:
Palpitations.
Today was the first day I forgot to post a pic. My heart skipped a beat. Not sure if that's due to my condition...or the pure shock that I'm doing this for myself...and essentially, forgot myself.
Day 13
Work. Laugh. And the Love of hip hop
Magna Carter dropping July 4!?
I worked pretty late that day. Still remembered to take a pic.

Day 12
Top Floor of the bottom suite.

Day 11

MegaChurch
Joel wept.

Day 10
Bun B.
Too $hort
HoustonBeerFest

Moment: "I havent met a woman that i WOULDNT do"

Day 9
Groovy Baby.
Shots of Hennessy from the Hennessy girls in Houston.

Day 8
I dont care what language this is...somebody should have told them....
Day 7
Turnt Up Thursday
Someone wrote this on my board at work. I guess I'm supposed to turn up
Day 6
I keep it 100....on the highway.

Day 5
Thirsty Tuesday
Happy Hour under the umbrellas
2 Drink maximum....smh

Day 4
Song: Monday Morning. The ?uestLove Version
I enjoy my Sundays so much that I regret my 5am Mondays.
Day 3
Empty Church. Full spirit.


Friday, June 14, 2013

Day 2
Pool Party
Quote: Tavares, you're the most in-shape black dude that never works out. Thats not fair.
Day 1:
Song: T-Pain - I like the bartender
Moment: Dropped my glass out of my hand while i was talking to this broad. It shattered, i moved her to the side and kept talking like nothing happened.